| Zeus' Song |
| Oh! My have you
heard
the story of the mating of the gods? There was Zeus and all his girlfriends it was Really pretty odd! Seems the big guy liked to bonk things that were hooved and furred and clawed! When all roads led to Rome! Well, he fell in love with Io and I swear she was a cow! It seems that there was nothing his mores would not allow. Then they called him "an Olympian" We'd call him "redneck" now! And all roads lead to Rome! Oh, in his pursuit of romance, Zeus was always very bold. He made love to Princess Danae as a shining shower of gold. Though I always wondered how the hell The story never told. And all roads led to Rome! So, it seems that in the old days folks were not afraid to sin. Get caught making love to Fido say, "The gods tricked me again!" They loved wine and song and sex and Bestiality was in! When all roads led to Rome! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! The harem was right next to the zoo, yeah! Zeus sometimes confused the two, yeah! When all roads led to Rome! |